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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Bro Toe

The male version of the 'camel toe'. This phenomenon that occurs when a man wears any type of skin tight pants or shorts which are pulled up high enough to show his man meat in all its glory. A silhouette of the 'frank and beans' becomes visible due to the fabric being stretch across the male genitalia.
Bro,put some shorts on over you compression pants! We can all see your 'bro toe'!
by askdeano September 2, 2019
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Bro appreciation day

Bro 1: love u bro
Bro 2: love u bro
Whore: why are u guys saying that???
Bro1&2: it’s bro appreciation day
by Swiss2high December 15, 2022
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Dude Bro Yeah

Dude Bro Yeah is a "code phrase" for a combination of any two girls that you like, or think is very attractive. For example "Dude" being the face, and "Bro" being the body. and "yeah" just meaning "damn son ;)"
Me:Hey Evan!! Whos your Dude Bro Yeah?
by Chicago Ted 26 June 5, 2011
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Bro Snuggles

When you and your bros are cold so you get them bro snuggles
"Hey bro im kinda cold wanna have bro snuggles?"
"Always bro"
by Red Milkshake November 26, 2019
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The Bro Tug

The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.
by Biboo April 15, 2024
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big bro little bro theory

a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 9, 2024
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