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Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money
by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022
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Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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Des Moines Double Dip

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit
My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip
by Mike_Litoris_69 April 4, 2019
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double click your mouse

by c8lin May 21, 2003
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double purple means trouble

When you're playing Card Jitsu in Club Penguin and your opponent's penguin is purple and also has a purple belt. It is an incredibly dangerous combination, and you will most likely lose your match if your opponent is sporting this look.
Person 1: Dang man, she just got a purple belt, and changed her colour to purple.
Person 2: You know how the saying goes dawg... Double Purple Means Trouble!
by clubpenguinkid101 April 12, 2020
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Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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Double Rainbow All The Way

A term or exclamation used to indicate that an object or an event is beyond words in the scope of it's amazing greatness.

This is of course based upon the Rainbow Scale used by many Hippy's, Bush Folk and Mountain Dwellers in their reference to, well, mainly rainbows, but also other stuff too:

1. Sprinkler Rainbow
2. 1/2 Rainbow in the sky
3. Full Rainbow all the way
4. Double Rainbow 1/2 the way
5. Double Rainbow all the way
6. Triple Rainbow

A Triple Rainbow is like the voice of god, the only way to witness one and live is in a game of Pictionary with Metatron.
Example 1:

Hungrybear9562: OMG! It's a Double Rainbow, All the way, across the sky!!!! DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!!! What does this mean?

Example 2:

John: Did you just hear that Hang Drum solo?
Peter: Yeah dude, it was Double Rainbow all the way.
by marvaenaeldo July 9, 2010
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