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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
mugGet the Toe Joemug.

Joe

When you are playing 2k20 the Jordan Rec center and someone gets off Xbox earlier than the rest.
You are really pulling a Joe and ruining the fun.
by Guh guh January 24, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe Strat

Staring intently at something until people notice, then say you're trying to move stuff with your mind.
She got out of jury duty using the Joe strat.
by Vincent Alex September 10, 2025
mugGet the Joe Stratmug.

joe balls

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*
by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021
mugGet the joe ballsmug.

joe mama

Brody Foxx's final joke is joe mama.
by batshitcoffee November 1, 2020
mugGet the joe mamamug.

Don’t pull a Joe

When you are the most annoying disrespectful little shit ever known to human kind and treat others like they are peasants and like you are the king even though you are only 8 years old and dont know shit. And you never get punished because mom will save your ass because you can do no wrong in the realm of Joe.
Hey bro better be careful mom will whoop your ass if you pull a Joe:don’t pull a Joe everyone will hate you cause you never get in trouble
by liftedresearch30 July 20, 2025
mugGet the Don’t pull a Joemug.

joe

joe farted
by 3861 February 19, 2019
mugGet the joemug.

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