Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face

Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me

by Spikeraider April 21, 2024

Its the tits

Something that is the best thing ever

Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!

by Gassypotato January 26, 2024

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 15, 2017

Rips Tits

When something is beyond awesome, it rips tits. Ripping tits of course means flashing boobs, which is done to show appreciation for a band, it is the sign of a great party, and it is the best way to show thanks and love. So when something is sooo good that it is beyond normal description, it RIPS TITS!

Dondo: Hey, did you hear that new Jesse Welles song?!

Margo: OMFG YES! That song RIPS TITS! It is so good right now.

by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

by spinamutis November 12, 2023

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 07, 2021