lick a tit

when playing "smash or pass" and the character or person has a huge bosom but it not "smash worthy" you say "lick a tit"

"smash or pass Sydney Sweeney" "lick a tit"

by gamblingabarit August 29, 2025

Tit Wig

The thick and often times pube-like tufts of hair sprouting on a guy's chest.

Wow Dan, that's some Tit Wig you've got there!

by PazDiego September 7, 2025

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

Butt-Tits

When the top of a big-breasted woman's cleavage looks like buttcheeks on top.

Yo, Dawg that lady has butt-tits on top.

by Black Frankenstein November 10, 2025

Tits

The bits that dudes talk to .

“Try telling it to my face, not my tits.” She said as she burned his clothes.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Tit bread

Baked from tit dough obtained by kneading breasts which have just come out of the bed which have slowly set overnight to the perfect temperature and consistency, typically first thing in the morning.

We’re going to be making some delicious tit bread once I’ve finished kneading your tits this morning

by TheTitBaker November 29, 2025

balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.

"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits

by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025