wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.

My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.

by Philip Traum June 2, 2014

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 18, 2007

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019

Cope Stick

Refers to a substance consumed (by smoking) in

lieu of marijuana being unavailable or otherwise prohibited due to circumstance or situation.

The boomer ass Army would rather me play with these fucking Cope Sticks than just smoke a backwood like a real man. Go figure.

by SanyiDontinCalhuu March 21, 2022

bosco stick with sauce

Only the best fucking thing in the world.
While you rudely cock slap a woman while eating a bosco stick, sauce is thrown everywhere by Sergio, kinda like a celebration, and it makes a hell of a time for both of you. Sergio (some Mexican that works at tgif can preform this the best, in the kitchen) makes the best burgers and papas fritas after boscoing each fri.

Sergio: how may I take your order.
Random: dude I heard you make the best meals, can I have a bosco stick with sauce

Sergio: no problemo.
Random: please bosco my food twice for me.

by Bosco master April 18, 2018

banana stick

A cute girlfriend. most oftenly a blonde..

i think i'm going to set up a pof and try to a banana stick.

by Confuction October 12, 2021