shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

meat strat

the polite way to alert your peers to the beginning of a meeting for school

hey guys meat strat for chemistry

by kingofpoo32 July 6, 2021

Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection

After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat

by DOT Regulator July 8, 2021

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

Meat Buttons

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013