“have you seen that tall guy”
“no way mate he’s bloody tall, who is he?”
“that’s james mcalpine the horse racing guy”
“no way mate he’s bloody tall, who is he?”
“that’s james mcalpine the horse racing guy”
by heatherwhite August 21, 2025
Get the james mcalpine mug.James Beruldson (n.) — ˈdʒeɪmz bɛr-ʊld-sən
“A gay person whose desire is not directed toward youthful beauty nor the ordinary middle-aged bore, but toward men of seventy-eight years and upward, belongs to a peculiar class of aesthetic opportunists. They are not, as they often imagine, admirers of wisdom or connoisseurs of experience, but rather collectors of decay, enamored with the very patina of mortality. One might compare them to Elton John’s fondness for sequins and spectacle: dazzling in appearance, but absurd upon closer examination. They tend to justify their predilection with talk of ‘maturity,’ ‘gentlemanly grace,’ or ‘old-world charm,’ yet anyone with eyes can see the fascination is with the wrinkles, the liver spots, and the trembling hands clutching at relevance. To them, the scent of mothballs is not repellent, but intoxicating. To others, this preference looks less like refined taste and more like a hobbyist’s obsession—akin to stamp-collecting, except the stamps cough, wheeze, and require walking sticks. In short, the Beruldsonian type of homosexual is marked by a willful rejection of vitality in favor of decrepitude, a perversity which, though baffling, has somehow endured in polite society without the ridicule it so richly deserves.”
“A gay person whose desire is not directed toward youthful beauty nor the ordinary middle-aged bore, but toward men of seventy-eight years and upward, belongs to a peculiar class of aesthetic opportunists. They are not, as they often imagine, admirers of wisdom or connoisseurs of experience, but rather collectors of decay, enamored with the very patina of mortality. One might compare them to Elton John’s fondness for sequins and spectacle: dazzling in appearance, but absurd upon closer examination. They tend to justify their predilection with talk of ‘maturity,’ ‘gentlemanly grace,’ or ‘old-world charm,’ yet anyone with eyes can see the fascination is with the wrinkles, the liver spots, and the trembling hands clutching at relevance. To them, the scent of mothballs is not repellent, but intoxicating. To others, this preference looks less like refined taste and more like a hobbyist’s obsession—akin to stamp-collecting, except the stamps cough, wheeze, and require walking sticks. In short, the Beruldsonian type of homosexual is marked by a willful rejection of vitality in favor of decrepitude, a perversity which, though baffling, has somehow endured in polite society without the ridicule it so richly deserves.”
by jimmobobfreyo31 August 27, 2025
Get the James Beruldson mug.A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
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Get the 2010 Lebron James mug.LeBron James, often hailed as the greatest man alive, is not just a basketball player but a walking legend whose impact transcends the court. A four-time NBA champion, four-time MVP, and global icon, he has earned a treasure trove of nicknames that reflect his multifaceted greatness and the internet’s love for him. Known as "King James" on the court, he’s also affectionately referred to as "LeSunshine" for his ability to brighten any moment with his energy and positivity, "LeBonBon" for his sweet moves and sweeter off-court presence, and even "LePookie," a term of endearment fans use to highlight his softer, relatable side.
Typically LeBron James means The GOAT of basketball
LeGreatness just passed Kareem for all-time points
Lebron is the greatest human on this planet
Lebron saved me from suicide
LeGreatness just passed Kareem for all-time points
Lebron is the greatest human on this planet
Lebron saved me from suicide
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