friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Simp

You LMAO

Random dude: who is a simp here?
Me: you LMAO

by Daddymadison July 22, 2021

SIMP

Myles

Myles kinda a simp.

by Alan Michonski May 2, 2020

SIMP

SIMP, this word is an acronym for Super Intense Minecraft Player.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dude! He's such a SIMP!

Guy 2: Yeah! He's going hardcore!

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer69 April 18, 2021

Simp

Alexander Verbesey

“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”

by Happjficifj September 26, 2021

Simp

Anyone named Corey

Woh is that guy named Corey cuz he looks like a simp

by Damn look! Imanis kuntakintas June 22, 2020

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021