The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .

Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!

by X!ON July 26, 2024

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Dumber than a box of rocks

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024

A box of moonlight

A small independent film directed by tom dicillo starring John turturro and Sam Rockwell. The movie was shot in and around knoxville tennessee in the summer/fall of 1995 and was released in the us on July 25
1997. The film earned the nickname a "pox of moonlight"due to its challenging production schedule

A box of moonlight was a tough shoot but e catering and craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Beef box

Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.

Women at the gym love to wear tight leggings, when they bend over, it shows their beef box.

by cpetkunas November 4, 2023