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sushi poop

The poop that is left in sushi from the fish they have slaughtered to make sushi. Also a very bad Xbox live player.
Dude I found sushi poop in my sushi!!
by xKxKILLAHx AKA ZXYRN July 17, 2019
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Loshinsky poop

The fact that Loshinsky is always wrong
You are Loshinsky poop
by Ytyy January 29, 2021
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Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
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banana poop

a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns
“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”
by supersexybrisi June 20, 2022
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poop

the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern.

waste from human or people
by Lily unicorn March 4, 2022
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Poop

Poop-lactose intolerant variant

Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.

Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.

Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.

Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.

Aftermath:

You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
I’m lactose intolerant, but I still ate ice cream. I had to go through the “poop- lactose intolerant variant” event.
by Dairy lover July 15, 2023
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Poop

Hey, bro I just took a fat poop.
by Fred Frenkinston January 22, 2021
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