John Cornelius

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 09, 2023
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Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.
-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.
by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022
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Den John

If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.

Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-
by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ February 19, 2021
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John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth
Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot
by The John Bridge May 07, 2025
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Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb
Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left
by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024
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John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.
Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I March 12, 2007
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