Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass

“Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”

by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection

After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat

by DOT Regulator July 08, 2021

meat snap

The connection of two fingers mid-snap that creates a sound that claps through the air.

Guy walking with headphones, snapping loudly to music

"Man, that guy has a serious meat snap"

by Littleyeti August 26, 2017

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 03, 2023

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 16, 2010