Pompadour Man

An emoticon created by the notorious Vincent Varlotto consisting of one parenthesis, one colon(maybe an anus), and one Question mark. i.e. (:?

I'm so cool (:? <---- Pompadour Man

by Virlatto March 4, 2009

Moustache Man

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

by Watson221b May 17, 2011

man tart

a guy who drives a maroon BA falcon and has a 5 o'clock shadow, usally has a name like brad or clancy, and sleeps till the crack of noon, without consequence. sleeps with women and animals at times of weakness. masturbating is the power of his will to live. do not disturbed during "the act" or bear the aftermath

look at that guy in that falcon , with all the sleepy looks, he must be a man tart

by Dan54484848484 July 1, 2008

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage

Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man

by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015

man-ual

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

the pickle man

A very sexual pickle that will do anything to get in your pants to squirt some pickle juice inside of you.

I love the Pickle Man!

by ManPickleThe June 21, 2017

Man Utd

A bunch of total cock-heads who like using players as slaves. They also have to have hundreds of paramedics around thier manager, incase his stupidity leads to chocking on chewing gum.
Somehow manage to play premier league football...

'Blimey, Man Utd really suck!'

by Dunno, you tell me October 14, 2008