Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
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Great taste of humor,protects and cares deeply about the ones he loves. He will do anything to make you happy and show you everything you missed out on,will make you have a lot of orgasms tho.
He will worry about you a lot,he's very sensitive but hides it well. Sometimes a bit complicated feelings,learn to read between the lines.If you find a Joe,don't let him go,listen to him and his life changing ideas,ask him about brain-melting things and fall in love with him. Don't hurt him,he only deserves love,and a good night of sleep for once.
Great taste of humor,protects and cares deeply about the ones he loves. He will do anything to make you happy and show you everything you missed out on,will make you have a lot of orgasms tho.
He will worry about you a lot,he's very sensitive but hides it well. Sometimes a bit complicated feelings,learn to read between the lines.If you find a Joe,don't let him go,listen to him and his life changing ideas,ask him about brain-melting things and fall in love with him. Don't hurt him,he only deserves love,and a good night of sleep for once.
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