James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
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Not every James is like this, but a James can most definitely be a man who will never approach and never try to hurt anybody. He will resign himself to his corner and wish for things that may make him happy. He will never approach though because the anxiety and trauma in his life has stopped him from doing anything.
Damn, that kid is all alone, just like James would be.
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Vote for James Because if you don't vote for James then you are a fucking idiot furry. Vote for James. What are you waiting for? Vote for him NOW!!
If you vote for James, then no more furies will ever exist on the planet.
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James is 6’5 tall with red hair and blue eyes. He is roughly 250 lbs and enjoys sharing memes with the boys. His dust allergy may slow him down but his care for the ones he loves never falters
That’s am awfully nice James you got there
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A normal guy, with a normal life but has one problem. His enormous shlong. This Nigga has a snake in his pants.

When a James nuts it takes around 2. 5 years before his giant load sprays on his bitch
Is it a lamp post? Is it a tower? No, it's James his giant penis.
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James is confident and out going. He won’t take no for an answer and will always win an argument. He’s trustworthy and smart- although he thinks differently. He’s a great friend and isn’t hard to get a long with- but don’t get on his bad side…he’s not afraid to bite!
Person: “James is so nice!!”
Person2: “No! He bullied me on roblox because my bloxburg house was worth less then his!”
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