James is someone who is normally narcissistic and preys on vulnerable women. He is usually found off his face on ket and other recreational drugs. He is associated with more than one woman at a time and usually found with a circle of friends that are degrading towards women. Violent and socially awkward, never takes the blame for this actions and riddled with STI’s. Cracking smile but no ass, chavvy dress code and generally self absorbed. Control freak with temper issues. Nice hair pretty boy who thinks he’s gods gift to women even though behind his back they laugh at his expense. Homosexual in denial.
by Clint Flint October 2, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
Get the James Elphickmug. 
by aintskeerd July 25, 2017
Get the james kevin williamsmug. A very smart boy who's willing to help you whenever you don't get lesson, even though he kinda sucks at explaining. He has a golden retriever energy, as he never fails make you smile whenever you're feeling down. Sometimes he'd act dumb just to make you smile. His sweet, sweet lips, the taste of it and his sweet words of affirmation is just the sweetest thing you'll ever taste. His voice,i love it as well.
He's very respectable and kind to everyone, that's what makes him very, very charming. He'd also have these random outbursts of energy which make him so cute and weird (in a good way). He's always willing to wait for you no matter how long it takes for you to tidy your things. He's very patient. In his arms you'd always feel secure, He gives the biggest and warmest hugs you'll ever get. He has the warmest, and softest heart you'll ever meet.
He's very respectable and kind to everyone, that's what makes him very, very charming. He'd also have these random outbursts of energy which make him so cute and weird (in a good way). He's always willing to wait for you no matter how long it takes for you to tidy your things. He's very patient. In his arms you'd always feel secure, He gives the biggest and warmest hugs you'll ever get. He has the warmest, and softest heart you'll ever meet.
by secretretsel November 21, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. Every boy named James is a sexy motherfucker who will eventually fuck your mother. He is tall, handsome, strong, intelligent and has more than £2.00 on him at all times.
by Oclipsio November 16, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. A Silly T-Gal :3
A Tiger Shark furry :33
im blocking you if you play phantom forces because i dont wanna be friends with people who play a game made by devs who failed to keep kids safe on their platform and then lie themselves to make them seem like good people no matter how much contradicting proof is shown to them
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Thats what a james is.
A Tiger Shark furry :33
im blocking you if you play phantom forces because i dont wanna be friends with people who play a game made by devs who failed to keep kids safe on their platform and then lie themselves to make them seem like good people no matter how much contradicting proof is shown to them
:333333
Thats what a james is.
by creep04 March 6, 2025
Get the Jamesmug.