by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022

What da inflatable "Otto Pilot" probably hoped dat his also-air-filled female-pilot companion would be for him at da end of da comedy movie "Airplane!" --- his "stick" had already been given "lip-service" by Elaine when he had previously deflated, and so by now "he liked it, he loved it, and he wanted some more of it!"
Da reason dat Otto only aspired to have his "blow-up doll" colleague serve as a "stick-shaker" --- i.e., he would need to receive just a hand-job this time, as opposed to any more warm-and-moist-and-juicy-lipped fellatio --- was dat said balloon-juice-filled companion would not be able to open her mouth without also "losing her wind".
by QuacksO July 4, 2023

by Washboard for your socks May 22, 2022

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022

Train driver talk. The stick refers to the signal whilst the “one” means This signal is orange and the next one will be red.
Offsider: one on the stick there, driver!
Driver: I’ve been driving for 35 years, I don’t need some boy driver telling me “one on the stick”.
Also Driver: Back in the day, we used to just reverse back behind the signals if we went past the red.
Driver: I’ve been driving for 35 years, I don’t need some boy driver telling me “one on the stick”.
Also Driver: Back in the day, we used to just reverse back behind the signals if we went past the red.
by Buff man Mossy May 17, 2023
