Gods Bukkake

To mastubate outdoors while its snowing

Me and the boys went outside together and cranked our hogs in the snow it was like Gods Bukkake

by Dmorley November 19, 2025

God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by

Elio is a god

by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022

God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.

"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."

by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024

God

Bingus

Binugus is God

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022

God

is a real G. He's the only reason i'm actually still breathing on this Shit hole RN.

Stop scrolling down its only God

No God down here only Hell and Satan... Which is this fucking website.

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024