A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
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Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.
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I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
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Get the Blue heart💙 mug.Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.
One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.
Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.
This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.
Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.
This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
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