eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive

Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.

"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"

by Chaos bb November 24, 2021

john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

by latifah35 September 24, 2014

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

by Among us nft April 19, 2022

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

Literal god

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"

by Major Malard June 16, 2022