poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Poop

Suck ya mom

This poop can suck ya mom

by anonymous July 11, 2021

Poop

The enjoining dangeling brow stuff. You can eat your mums poop and say oof. f piss eat poop

"That smells like mamas shit" yummy Poop is a real good building material

by asasasasaa December 10, 2019

Poop

That large shit that comes out of your asshole and leaves shit stains in your underwear and butt making it all itchay.

Greg: I just took a large shit! There was so much poop that even Jenna couldn't swallow my cup AND shit!

by I eat 4827364728 June 18, 2022

Poop

A blob that comes out of your asshole that comes in different shapes and sizes. (Also known as shit)

Man I had to take a poop😫 sorry i was late

by Goldmoneygirl June 17, 2018

avalanche poop

When you have a big poop but it’s a bunch of smaller poops

Thank god it was just an avalanche poop I thought I was gonna take a massive shit

by The big bob boi July 3, 2020