Life

The biggest bitch you'll ever know.

Man fuck life.

by Spazm_TV December 22, 2017

Life

is death

Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.

by ghosts_are_real March 30, 2018

Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)

I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.

by cring2511 May 12, 2025

life

taxes, coffee, and more taxes.

my life is normal.

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 9, 2017

Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.

I hate my life, I'm going to end it tonight.

by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019

Life Kife

To take over someone's life after setting up or outright murdering someone.

That Guy got caught in a Life Kife just like his friend did.

by Jedsall August 12, 2022

Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.

Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."

by digiprints May 8, 2024