john haworth

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste

i wish my boyfriend was john haworth

by cumslut24 November 6, 2020

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John Serna

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.

"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"

by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022

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John

A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.

Don't be a john

by A John hater November 22, 2023

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Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

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