The 3 H’s

When a girl is on her period and she says she’s got the three H’s she means Huge, Hungry and Horny

I got the 3 h’s

by Oop when’s May 9, 2022

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?

by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

that escalated 3

that escalated quickly — when a scenario goes from relatively calm or innocuous to out of hand and intense.

alam mo, tangina mo. (to keiji)

() hala gago?

anyare?

that escalated 3.

by insideb4 December 12, 2020

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

3 fingers

You think I’m very hot and ur in love with me

Yo he has 3 fingers up he must be in love.

by anonymous May 8, 2022