Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

Aarons Meat

Aarons meat refers to a a condition that lowers IQ significantly due to the consumption of raw heart and other organs,
The term was first created by a Jewish man called Aaron.

Joe Fazer: "I'm going to eat a big fat fucking juicy steak tonight, *moans*"
Greg Doucette: "B- Beep Boop- Enjoy your steak but be careful of beep- boop Aarons meat"

by chicken81914 March 1, 2025

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.

"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."

by jelby March 19, 2010

Ib booty meat

When yo bro from Pakistan and his name is Ibrahim

Lemme eyp, Ib booty meat

by 9lemon March 8, 2025

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.

Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!

by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023