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The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
by Hani Akram September 24, 2019
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SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.

First known usage circa 2012. Acronym used as a quick response between friends.
Coffee 2.30pm at the shops?

SLAP 😊
by brickob3 July 31, 2023
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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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SLAPS

Seanaholic lemonade also penisless, it’s an alcoholic beverage famous in western ct for is delicious taste and intoxicating effect
Yo dude I had way to many slaps last night

Oooo I love slaps, they slap
by Chris Nicholson March 10, 2021
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Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
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