Meatful

A rich and engaging experience or conversation

Wow the parade today was meatful. Today at work I had a meatful conversation with the boss.

by Fatality420 December 30, 2022

Meat sweats

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.

Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats

by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 22, 2021

A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

lob meat

To ask for meat pics

I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics

by Meatsondeck November 18, 2019

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

Hate meat

Hate meat. Adjective. A term used to describe sex with someone who doesn’t share your political and moral beliefs.

Girl: “I'm kind of crushing on this guy and am considering sleeping with him. He is a devoted gun proponent and an advocate for police brutality. It's safe to say he worships Trump, and even safer to say he hates women. He will probably end up draping me with a confederate flag while thrusting his hate meat into my lifeless body. Should I go for it?”

Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”

by Keyyth September 1, 2020