Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

by Cranham February 10, 2023

Pump Slap

It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone

"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"

by Drkn3ssLurkz May 28, 2021

Bitch Slap

When a bitch slaps you.

A girl came up to me and slapped me. At that moment I decided I would call it a "bitch Slap."

by Doo_Doo_Fart November 30, 2019

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

by founders of TC November 9, 2008

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022