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skibidi toilet syndrome

A disorder often gotten from an addiction to "skibidi toilet" on yt shorts or tiktok, usually affects kids from 3 - 11 years old, this disorder affects kids by watching way too much skibidi toilet and singing the song from the series. People with skibidi toilet syndrome have a harder time making friends and going outside due to their addiction to skibidi toilet, kids with this disorder also become very cringe.
"billy: hey dude my lil brother has been watching this dumbass toilet thingy what does that mean."
"billy's lil brother: *drools* skib i bop dop bpo yaes yes"
"Doctor: Im sorry but your little brother has skibidi toilet syndrome."
by SimplyCashier September 13, 2023
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Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.
by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017
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Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.
"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."
by alexturgid May 20, 2012
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Sad Bitch Syndrome

when a bish always feelin bad for herself
at least i wasn’t born with sad bitch syndrome
by Dirty Dan134 November 11, 2018
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Blue Shell Syndrome

Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"
by TCJGforce128 June 11, 2017
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Saggy dick syndrome

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021
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Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.
Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."
by cyclopath July 28, 2015
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