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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) 

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a made up condition, conceived as a derisive label by the alt-right to attack anyone who criticizes or refuses to support Donald Trump. The idea being the left is so obsessed with Trump they have collectively lost their minds. Unfortunately like many of their other little online crusades, this has backfired. People dislike Trump for actual reasons which often go well beyond just politics or partisanship, and if anyone has Trump derangement syndrome it's those on the right that blindly support him. They have lost their sense of morality, religious convictions, principles, objectivity, all discernment, and even the ability to have a civil discussion or reason. So the term has now been co-opted by others to refer to Trump supporters who are blinded by their unrealistic devotion to Trump.
Dude!!! what's up with that guy wearing the MAGA hat.

Stay away away from him! He's a total looser, a Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) nutcase. No life, starving for attention, just ignore him and eventually he'll go away.

Nintendo 64 Syndrome 

When a video game with otherwise great graphics contains objects or textures that are proportionately bad compared to the rest of the game.
Well, this looks pretty good on 360, but some of these textures suffer from severe Nintendo 64 Syndrome.

Iggy Koopa syndrome 

a disaease that goes straight to your head

Symptoms include:
A strong liking for Iggy Koopa
Constantly rearranging your daily schedule to include Iggy Koopa
Your favourite singer is Jon Bon Jovi because he sounds like Iggy Koopa
The desperate need to find Green Hair Spray
A Love for forests
Going Nuts and/or Crazy
the need to wear thick-ring glasses
Speaking little English and lots of Gibberish
Thinking God is Iggy Koopa
You flood your bedroom with Iggy Koopa paraphenailia
You change your name to Iggy (insert last name here)
Creating Iggyism

Iggy Koopa Syndrome is serious and should be taken seriously, as it can escalate and you start telling people that Iggyism is a religion and start converting people, even the homedogs, to Iggyism
Woman: My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome and now he tells me to convert to Iggyism and when i walk into his room, Iggy Koopa related stuff is in there, even cans of green hair spray!
Woman 2: Wow, My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome too! except he tells the family to convert to Iggyism! he mowed the grass to look like his head so this "Iggy Koopa" can watch as he prays to him as a GOD!
Woman: Anything we can do?
Man: No, they're gonna live with this until they snap out of it

Squeeter syndrome 

Unusually small penis
Squeeter syndrome by 1people1world February 11, 2007

Doll Syndrome

A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.

Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.

People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.

More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.

Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?

Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.


Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?

Son: Mmhmm.

Father: It doesn't look like you did!

Son: Yup...

Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!

Son: Mmhmm...
Doll Syndrome by Fina1 December 9, 2008

Squaddie Syndrome 

1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.

Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.

2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian

C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"

S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"

C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome