SIMP

Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy

A person who does things just to get into a person pants.

Look at this dude he been simp for this girl since day one

by Dr_R1ck March 25, 2021

simp

Besides the more common definition, a simp is also a specific type of pussy, usually a shaven one (but doesn't technically have to be), that from the outside, in its unspread state, just looks like a simple vertical slit, with no inner lippage or clit showing, like a sideways Homer Simpson mouth.

All types of pussies are beautiful, but a simp is a specific type of very cute one.

by q359 July 24, 2023

simp

abhishek basically

abhishek is basically a simp , thats all , he simps for literally every single minor.

by chimkin July 28, 2021

Simp (n.)

Someone overly sensitive and emotional.

Sean Avery is a Simp (n.) because he cried during his farewell call.

by yoshisays April 1, 2021

simp

A woman's simp

ethan is a big slave for woman, he is a simp

by pencilcasedaddy November 20, 2020

Loona Simp

1) Essentially someone who simps for the character Loona from Helluva Boss.
2) An absolute furry

Furry: *posts a picture of Loona*
Twitter: "What a fucking Loona Simp"

by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022

SIMP

Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE

jett is such a fucking simp

by innocent friend February 27, 2023