Puppet Job

A hand job with a sock on your hand.
That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.
by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016
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nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face
“He got a nope job from Debra.”
by Canhandler99 November 28, 2020
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nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.
Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair
by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020
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Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.
This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.
by SidZ3R0 December 23, 2021
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Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.
by Risky Business 976697 November 25, 2022
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get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
by Handleisalready January 04, 2023
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 09, 2022
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