slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 07, 2018

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No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021

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slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

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ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her

P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.

by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016

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