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Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.
Shane had a massive Slap Heed!
by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023
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Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed
Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!
by Beachy432 March 23, 2023
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Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023
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Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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SLAP

Josh: Do you want to go to the skatepark after work

Emily: SLAP
by jemilyboshua April 9, 2025
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