Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!

If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"

by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

mom of the year

The woman who does the dumbest thing to her kid.

Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.

My kid had a broken arm for two weeks and I said “Stop Whining!”! Definitely mom of the year right here!

by Wilrn January 27, 2018

charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around

dam i want charity's mom

by Antawnisking February 2, 2018

pintrest mom

A mother who always makes and things from scratch

1.All the pintrest moms’ daughter’s birthday cakes are homemade.

2.All her cleaning products are diy or made from scratch.

by Gum_ Guzzler666 May 4, 2018

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

by SigBmoke February 12, 2018