done up like a kipper

Blimey yes these drugs are working.

"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

sharp like a knife ching!

adj.

seriously: follows saying something smart

facetiously: figuring something out too late that was really obvious

seriously:
A: how will we get there!
B: build a rocket! i'm sharp like a knife... ching!

facetiously:
A: i invented the internet!
B: what are you, al gore?
A: what? ohhh! hahaah, i'm sharp like a knife, ching!

by jil May 29, 2004

bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

did me like a dinner

1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face

2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.

3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".

1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner

2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.

3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.

by Joe Fag Jina December 28, 2006

i like donald trump

the worlds biggest lie ever u fat cunt

some retard: i like donald trump

me: omg why the fuck u lyin

by kukfaen February 9, 2018

Poppin like yams and shit

Almost released from prison/jail. When yams are about to be harvested they start to pop out of the ground. much like a baby's head when they are coming out of the hootchie.

hook me up with a freak when I get out, I am poppin like yams and shit

by grits & gravy October 23, 2010