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kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
by markhonci December 27, 2009
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mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth
Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here
by beefyvagina June 3, 2015
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Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025
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Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"
Ello mate, can I hand your cap?
by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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