People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Has been sexiest guy/girl mug.Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2 mug.Guy 1 : Jesus do you see that donkey?
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons
Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons
Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.
by whyiseverythinginspanish February 12, 2022
Get the Guy 4 mug.a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman
girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L
by robocopcarter September 7, 2020
Get the hat guy mug.a saying that suggests that drake is either:
- a very flamboyant person
- a goofy cartoon stereotype
- a pedophile (according to the new allegations)
- a very flamboyant person
- a goofy cartoon stereotype
- a pedophile (according to the new allegations)
"drake the type of guy to say 'embarrasingggg~ 💅💅💅'"
"drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a freshly baked pie"
"drake the type of guy to say 'high school pics you was even bad then' in his songs"
"drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a freshly baked pie"
"drake the type of guy to say 'high school pics you was even bad then' in his songs"
by setfna June 18, 2024
Get the drake the type of guy mug.Tough guy: The wannabe intimidator on Discord, threatening to doxx or fight anyone who annoys him. He surrounds himself with loyal underlings—yes-men who blindly follow him, doing his dirty work. Once he’s done using them, he discards them like trash, leaving them bitter and full of regret.
Eventually, people see through his act—he’s just a kid trying to prove himself but failing miserably. His underlings, now resentful, realize they were just pawns. Soon, he becomes irrelevant, remembered only as a joke. While he sits at home trash-talking on Discord, he’s nothing more than a lolcow making a fool of himself.
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Eventually, people see through his act—he’s just a kid trying to prove himself but failing miserably. His underlings, now resentful, realize they were just pawns. Soon, he becomes irrelevant, remembered only as a joke. While he sits at home trash-talking on Discord, he’s nothing more than a lolcow making a fool of himself.
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Tom: Remember that dude who tried to intimidate him?
James: Yeah, I know him I always saw for the little boy he is. Discord Tough Guy, what a joke
James: Yeah, I know him I always saw for the little boy he is. Discord Tough Guy, what a joke
by rockwilliams January 20, 2025
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