Cheese on your chin

Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.

'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'

by Qtips12 October 14, 2016

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

Jumping Cheese Stick

Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.

It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...

Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!

Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!

by KSpell October 5, 2011

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

cheese monkeys

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.

"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."

by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007

vintage cheese

A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".

My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3

by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014