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Two steps forward, one step back

A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019
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Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016
mugGet the Punched out the back window of his Subarumug.

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.
person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"
by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023
mugGet the nope. not today im going back to bed.mug.

Peel his muffin cap back blue

The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.
"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"
by Andromeda Delux February 20, 2019
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Pickel Back Fat B***h

When you see a fat girl with lots of rolls and pimples on her back!
Ex.1 WOW you see that pickel back fat b***h over there!

Ex.2 That pickel back fat b***h needs to get a bigger shirt!
by kneegrowtaz August 19, 2010
mugGet the Pickel Back Fat B***hmug.
Long Sexual Talks. They Can Be About Algebra & Geometry also;
Let's find a new way to divide.... in the Back Left Corner Of a G4 Algebra Class

I Just Squared 69 in the Back Left Corner Of a G4 Algebra Class
by Sexting101 May 7, 2010
mugGet the Back Left Corner Of a G4 Algebra Classmug.

second hole from the back of your neck

that'd be your VAGINA
Its like some small animal crawled up the second hole from the back of your neck and died, look at all the fuckin blood.
by the real LaURINE July 30, 2006
mugGet the second hole from the back of your neckmug.

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