Roof Rock

A rock that lies on the roof.

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.

by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018

Rock

Rock is a funny guy who you can trust with anyone, yes there are people named rock you out snakes. Rock is someone to go to whenever you feel sad and need a good laugh, there are never awkward moments with him, and he is pretty cute and usually has dimples and a cute gap

Man, I wish I could be like rock, he always makes people laugh

by hElpmum May 24, 2018

rock botherer

A rock climber, or someone who’s into ‘bouldering’. The more serious a rock botherer, the more they tend to bother it. They will stare at the rock wall, brush it, hang off it and usually leave blood, sweat and tears behind on it.

“Here come another tribe of holier-than-thou rock botherers. Just keep moving or they’ll heel hook your armpit and hang off your jugs.”

by irama May 27, 2018

rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018

Thump the Rock

To shoot or play basketball. South Alabama slang for playing basketball in the yard.

Hey! Ya'll want to go out and thump the rock?

by BrandoAUTigers December 30, 2017

rock-a-chaws

You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things

Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)

Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did

by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017

wet a rock

to pee outside

excuse me while i go wet a rock

by kalibrator January 9, 2018