A white tea is a normal cuppa. With a slight substitution. Instead of putting the milk in, the male will ejaculate into the tea. They will give this to their partner without them knowing.
You should have seen that white tea I gave her, she drunk it all.
She couldn't even make it past the first gulp with that white tea .
took me ages to make that white tea. Burnt my nob making it.
She couldn't even make it past the first gulp with that white tea .
took me ages to make that white tea. Burnt my nob making it.
by Dan the dragon July 24, 2017
Get the White teamug. A fairly common condition generally affecting males, White Knight Syndrome encompasses a wide range of behaviour related to "saving a damsel in distress". Almost always found near to or with Attention Whores, men affected by White Knight Syndrome are men who feel the need to protect, provide attention and affection, be viewed as "heroic", boost their ego, and generally feel good about themselves (usually because they have low self-esteem, or a small penis, or both).
Men with White Knight Syndrome are invariably attracted to Attention Whores or Problem Women (a sub-genre of the Attention Whore, the Problem Woman craves male attention and uses her often self-inflicted "problems" to attract the White Knight) because such women can cater to the White Knight's needs and vice versa--very much like the symbiotic relationship of bacteria and fungus in lichen. Men affected with White Knight Syndrome will spend long hours cuddling such women and giving them large amounts of attention and affection, sometimes struggling to hide their erections because the ego-boost feels so great. The male affected with White Knight Syndrome ends up in a position similar to the friend zone, but this does not matter to him--he's being a good guy by offering an Attention Whore more attention.
Men with White Knight Syndrome are invariably attracted to Attention Whores or Problem Women (a sub-genre of the Attention Whore, the Problem Woman craves male attention and uses her often self-inflicted "problems" to attract the White Knight) because such women can cater to the White Knight's needs and vice versa--very much like the symbiotic relationship of bacteria and fungus in lichen. Men affected with White Knight Syndrome will spend long hours cuddling such women and giving them large amounts of attention and affection, sometimes struggling to hide their erections because the ego-boost feels so great. The male affected with White Knight Syndrome ends up in a position similar to the friend zone, but this does not matter to him--he's being a good guy by offering an Attention Whore more attention.
White Knight's girlfriend: "Shall we go out this evening? I worked hard all month so that we could go to that expensive restaurant we've always wanted to visit!"
White Knight: "Oh no! I'm terribly sorry; I was texting Suzie all last night behind your back and she says that she's pregnant again and her boyfriend raped her and her horrible, selfish father refuses to pay for her clit piercing, and she needs me to come over and hug her! I must go to her and comfort her, poor poor thing!"
White Knight's Girlfriend: "Isn't that girl using you as a snot-wipe on legs?"
White Knight: "No, I'm being there for her! I'm her shoulder to cry on! She needs me! I'm such a great guy!"
White Knight's Girlfriend: "What about me?"
White Knight: "Sadly for you, you're a well-balanced lady who doesn't have any problems and doesn't constantly burden me with your need for attention; you're not a damsel in distress and you can't provide me with the ego-boost I need. Go pay our bills, I'll be back in two days."
White Knight's Girlfriend: "Your white knight syndrome is getting out of hand. You know, I love you even if your penis is small."
White Knight: "Oh no! I'm terribly sorry; I was texting Suzie all last night behind your back and she says that she's pregnant again and her boyfriend raped her and her horrible, selfish father refuses to pay for her clit piercing, and she needs me to come over and hug her! I must go to her and comfort her, poor poor thing!"
White Knight's Girlfriend: "Isn't that girl using you as a snot-wipe on legs?"
White Knight: "No, I'm being there for her! I'm her shoulder to cry on! She needs me! I'm such a great guy!"
White Knight's Girlfriend: "What about me?"
White Knight: "Sadly for you, you're a well-balanced lady who doesn't have any problems and doesn't constantly burden me with your need for attention; you're not a damsel in distress and you can't provide me with the ego-boost I need. Go pay our bills, I'll be back in two days."
White Knight's Girlfriend: "Your white knight syndrome is getting out of hand. You know, I love you even if your penis is small."
by SourPuss91 January 14, 2014
Get the White Knight Syndromemug. When a white girl (or boy) cries in difficult situations to get themselves out of it and for everybody to comfort them.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.
This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
English teacher: Stacy, get out of this classroom for cursing.
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!
White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D
Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.
White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
by whatwhatinthebutt April 5, 2012
Get the white girl tearsmug. When you unleash your load on every building in town.
The larger the town, the more points awarded.
It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.
The larger the town, the more points awarded.
It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.
1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.
by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014
Get the Paint the Town Whitemug. Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.
Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.
by bill April 21, 2004
Get the big white telephonemug. A penis on a white male. Averaging 3 inches in length. Often found on very gay white males(Curtis Krauth and Michael Krestos). Average penis can be reduced to a WHITE NASTY by the use of steroids or over-ejaculation.
by Paul Saunders March 3, 2005
Get the white nastymug. A term for "the one that got away" or "first love" used without explaination in Hot Tub Time Machine. Only whispered, and in repetition by all friends present.
by WundrBread March 26, 2010
Get the Great White Buffalomug.