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Slap / 'slap/

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#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.
sound smite slap scabba daze whoze
by Naig September 25, 2014
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Sissy-slap

A gentle or soft open-handed hit, often done multiple times.
After my bad joke, my girlfriend sissy-slapped me until I apologized.
by Moyranian October 18, 2011
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Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.
by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022
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knee slap

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy
by iiicxtie March 20, 2020
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SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.
You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!
by FUTR October 2, 2019
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Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia
by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023
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bitched slapped

Kelly: oh chloes standing on the stairs
Jen: she has FOMO
Amber: errr she needs bitched slapped

chloe:.... yous bully me
by marieex October 24, 2018
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