Simp

A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.

Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.

*Friends talking about their Simp friend*

Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”

Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”

Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”

Friend 1: “What a Simp.”

Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”

by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022

Simp

Haydn

Haydn is a simp

by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021

Simp

A boy who changes his personality for a girl he likes (what a loser)

Boi: Have you seen jess? shes beautiful! but im scared to compliment her...
Boi 2: dude, your such a simp!

by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020

#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟

me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)

by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021

Simp

A simp is a guy who will act all sweet and like a nice guys to a woman just to sleep with her or get nudes. He’s a player.

Don’t mess with him, that guys a total simp.

by SIMP DESTROYER February 2, 2020

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

Simp

super intense minecraft player

I’m a simp

by :/.. February 17, 2021