SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis

She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies

by Bradford G February 25, 2025

Simp-risius

When Serisius is dumping for Purmafrost wayyy too hard.

Seris won't shut up about his girlfriend tonight, he's being a real "Simp-risius."

by Purmafrost March 2, 2025

SIMP

Sucker idolizing mediocre p*ssy. A man who will do anything, even emasculate himself to get to the innards of a lady without genuinely standards for men or themselves.

If Sandra had standards all her boyfriends wouldn’t be such simps!

by LuneyLefty March 20, 2025

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

When someone is way too good at Minecraft

Timmy: Yeah dude, I'm a simp!

John: No way! 1 v 1 in bed wars!

by Ruikamishirofan June 8, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros

A nigga named ebuka who simps for bittys

Ebuka has been simping for these bitties as of recent and he’s a Freaky ass nigga - a 69 God

by Hea69God June 10, 2024

Simp

Because it's zincy she fine as fuck

I simp for zincy

by Zincy simp June 17, 2024