momment

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

by cmkropp October 23, 2011

Momentai

It's really written Momantai or Moumantai, but stupid monolingual Anglos with no hearing that speak with a potato in their mouth will keep writing "Momentai all over the internet.

-Momentai!
-GTFO, you Anglo retard!

by moetekitazo January 14, 2023

Momento mori

Translated from Latin into English, it means, “Remember you will die.” Unless you’re an insufferable know-it-all, you probably know what this means from A Series of Unfortunate Events. You then went on urban dictionary to see if it actually meant “Remember you will die.” Instead of searching it on google like a normal person. Just finish Austere Academy and move on to Ersatz Elevator already!

Cool guy: Hey four eyes!
Nerd: Fuck you. Momento Mori.
Cool guy: what the fuck does that mean?
Nerd: “Remember I fucked your mom last night.”

by TSM Ninja June 28, 2019

momenickeltou

(n.) – a nickel moving somewhere momentarily

I saw a momenickeltou in the street.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007

momint

alternative spelling of 'moment'

omg, meeting him was such a good momint for me.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Bruh Momentum

When someone is about to do something that would be labeled as cringe

Woah, he’s about to watch a Jake Paul video, he has a lot of Bruh Momentum!

by ComedyeezyonIG July 8, 2019

momment

When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.

Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe.
Steph: Dude, that's lame.

by JayEllJayToo September 2, 2009