A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Florida kingmug. When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021
Get the Lion Kingedmug. Person 1: Hey have you tried that new burger?
Person 2: Of course! I had to get a taste of Burger King Berger 🥴
Person 2: Of course! I had to get a taste of Burger King Berger 🥴
by F-boy October 11, 2022
Get the Burger King Bergermug. A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
by hubsta April 7, 2022
Get the Alfred the elf kingmug. by fengshui December 5, 2022
Get the Rizz Kingmug. The best king to live. His kingdom is located in Jackson Ohio. His rule will end in 5 years when he graduates. The people of his kingdom are his deeds and peasants. He is the best ruler evr!!
by King Didly May 24, 2018
Get the King Didlymug. by L33t Mastah April 4, 2003
Get the King Kahunamug.