lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

Jack Coopers Ass

the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.

Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.

by bonsall2004 November 5, 2020

Bald jack rabbit

A particular tik toker's nickname

Did you see bald jack rabbit's live?
-sadly

by Politicaljunkie2 February 2, 2021

Jack West (Singer)

Jack West is a pop singer / guitarist from small town Victor NY. He was born in 2004 and started touring in 2018. He has put out a number of singles on Spotify as well as a full length studio album . Jack has managed to accomplish much more than your average 17 year old . From opening from imagine dragons in California too playing with Eddie Vedder in front of 30,000 . Jack is also known for the amount of celebrities
he has met in such a short period of time . There was a photo of David Dobrik and Jack West at “Catch” restaurant in West Hollywood last September . Jack is one for all to keep on the radar .

Hey man you wanna see the Jack West (Singer) show tonight at the Viper Room?

by rhcpfanclub April 28, 2022

Jack Harlow's Piss

Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.

After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.

A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.

Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night

by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022