Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Take your hands out your drawls

A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions

Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.

by MezzoFye October 26, 2022

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016