December 16

National do whatever you want day.
Treat yourself. Please you deserve it

"Bro why are you doing a whole self care thing the world's about to end"
"Its december 16th bro"
"Make room for me bro"

by hihihihihihibye November 4, 2021

december 2nd

december 2nd is a day where you hug your teacher!

teacher: today we will be learning about-
you: *hugs*
teacher: why did you hug me in the middle of a lesson?
you: because its december 2nd!!

by edsheerannnnn November 4, 2021

December

NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!

P1 : c’mon babe

P2 : i cant its no dick december

by eedeen November 5, 2021

Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021

December 23

CURRENT DAY: JULY 6, 2027 (NOT THE BIRTHDATE)

A Day That Is 2 Days Till Christmas.
If You Were Born On This Day, You Sometimes Act Like Santa Around Christmas Time And Is Always In The Christmas Spirit, Even On April 8.

Him: Why Is He Always On The Christmas Sprit?
Him2: Ho, Ho, Ho, December 23.
Him: Oh.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 November 8, 2021

December 13

International Gremlin Day - To remember the panromantic short gremlin child

Person A: OH MY GOD IT'S DECEMBER 13?
Person B: OH NO, WE FORGOT TO GIVE GIFTS TO THE GREMLIEST GREMLIN OF THE WORLD!!

by bored af xd November 8, 2021

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021