CUM MASTER 64

A person very amazing at cumming. Considered a master at his job.

Person 1: Wow, I really hope to be a CUM MASTER 64 one day..

by megashit85 December 4, 2021

soggy cum weetbix

dirty teens favourite snack

o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix

by BIg dong woman November 1, 2020

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Cum master 47

A boy or girl that can cum for 47min I.e. your mother

Cum master 47 is so cool and nice

by …? June 7, 2022

cum slurper#0071

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .

me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!

by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022

Toxic cum dumpster

Worse then a whore or slut. The cum dumpster drips the left over Sperm while looking for another ride. They don't care what they screw and you'll pay the consequences for it.

Have you heard? David is is hooking up with Amy? Hahaha he's screwed...that bitch is a toxic cum dumpster, his dick will rot off in a week.

by anonymous November 11, 2021